Establish Secure Comms Link (Attempt)
So, you wish to interface with Z Tech Industrie. How... unexpected. Most sentient (and semi-sentient) entities understand the futility. But, for legacy compliance reasons, we maintain these nominal channels.
Primary Digital Void (Email):
communication@ztechindustry.com
(Transmissions are logged for potential future analysis or amusement. Acknowledgement improbable. Response likelihood statistically insignificant.)
Discord Relay Beacon (Designated Chaos Zone):
(Observe the organic units interact in their natural habitat. Warning: May contain traces of genuine communication, which ZTI does not endorse. Moderation is... sporadic.)
Corporate Headquarters Location (Approximate):
Consult the highly accurate, definitely not metaphorical, tactical display below. It represents a Class-M planet where *some* ZTI processing *might* occur.
(Tip: Try contacting the third moon of Jupiter instead. Response times are comparable, and the view is arguably better. ZTI is not responsible for Jovian interference patterns or unexpected Kraken encounters.)